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Saturday Night Live “Fox & Friends” Fact Checking Corrections
Transition lenses do not reverse the gender of your eyes.
Sandy Duncan did not “sponsor” the hurricane.
There are many black people, not just one who is a master of disguise.
Brian Kilmeade did not invent the term “smoke ‘em if you got ‘em.”
Not all pigs are born with human feet.
Angela Merkel is not the female version of Steve Urkel.
It is permissible to say the word “Mexican” on television.
There is no celebrity named Rape Romano.
Condoms work every day of the week. Not just Tuesdays.
Trees do not have bones.
There are a finite number of people in China.
Burritos are not “male tacos.”
The Constitution is a living document, but it cannot walk around.
Chef Boyardee is not the Prime Minister of Italy. He is the Vice President.
Paul Ryan is not faster than a cheetah.
FEMA is not slang for female.
Many Hispanics own their own cars.
The Statue of Liberty was not a gift from Santa.
At no point has Dorf been the number one golfer in the world.
Lance Armstrong did not trade a testicle for steroids.
Michael J. Fox does not have “multiple sandwiches.”
Apple Maps is not a map showing where the apples are.
8 is a multiple of 4.
Women’s vaginas are below their waists.
“Kris Krostie” is not Chris Christie with his pants on backwards.
Afi Komen was never the U.N. Secretary General.
Haitian does not mean “half-Asian.”
Last Wednesday was Halloween. Not a “ghost invasion.”
Mr. Met has never announced a preference for any religion over the other.
Chef Boyardee is not the Vice President of Italy.
thank you to whoever took the time to write that out.
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“Friends” friends “friend” a friend.
Before Facebook, this would not have been an understandable sentence.
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La chinoise. Jean-Luc Godard. 1967.
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TODAY WE WERE SITTING IN CHINESE CLASS REVIEWING A STORY AND THEN SUDDENLY OUR TEACHER LOOKED OUT THE DOOR AND GASPED AND WE ALL TURNED AROUND AND THIS GUY WAS JUST STANDING THERE STARING AT US AND WE ALL SCREAMED AND ONE KID ALMOST STARTED CRYING AND THE GUY WAS JUST LIKE “sorry I’m late I didn’t hear the bell” AND I AM 29373930% DONE
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La nueva princesa de Disney
Well done.
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utterly resent the fact that this wasn’t me
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It would seem that some define “successful” differently than I. :)
Taking kids out of school and ordering them to teach literacy seems like the kind of thing Castro would do, though. :)
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Geof Kern stands among the most awarded American photographers. With an unfettered imagination he worked for the most creative magazines and ad agencies. His very distinctive work is a combination of rationalism and conceptualism, inspired by “post-modernist” painters. Geof Kern works on a storyboard before shooting, creating images with a particular cinematographic mood and capturing a very original world. His photographs are exhibited all around the world.
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